Monday, 28 July 2014

Scotland in Britain?

Alastair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer (Finance Minister) in the previous disastrous Labour government in Britain and currently leader of the NO campaign in the forthcoming referendum on whether Scotland should become an independent country, has delivered himself of the mind-boggling judgement that, if the YESes win, Scotland would no longer be part of Britain.

Did nobody tell him, say at school, that Great Britain is an island, and that Scotland is and always will be part of that geographic entity? Just one more bonkers scare tactic aimed at encouraging Scots to vote NO.  And one more in a long line of these that are bound to back-fire.

My whole career in advertising I noticed that apparently intelligent people, aiming to sell their product, accurately shoot themselves in the foot.
But the leaders in this NO campaign take the biscuit thus far. By far.


Friday, 25 July 2014

Bellowing on mobile phones

My former colleague Deborah Mills writes on Facebook:

Mortified to hear English person after English person bellowing down their mobile phones and realising I do exactly the same.

Travelling as I do frequently from my village in the bush to London by train, it’s become the norm, not the exception.

Of course, it doesn’t have to be so.

Several years ago, I sat opposite a middle-aged gent, who appeared to be talking on his mobile continuously – but without a sound emanating from him.

I asked him how he achieved this state of grace. ‘Well, firstly I speak very quietly,’ he responded, ‘but then I also cup my hands around the phone and my mouth.’

‘Where did you learn this?’ I enquired.

‘I’m a DJ,’ was his explanation - a friend and follower of the great Whispering Bob Harris, it turned out.

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Cool is the word

Interesting article* by David Skinner about how ‘cool’ became one of the main words in the counterculture signifying approval. It started out earlier than I’d imagined – in the 1930s – gaining traction in the 1950s and 1960s, mostly in those days associated with jazz, but swiftly broadening both its meaning and its usage.

The question not addressed by the writer is why, among a whole slew of slang words from that era – hip, hep, groovy, square and so on – it should remain such a doughty survivor over half a century later. Most of those other ones are now uncool and can only be used with at least a hint of irony.

Any ideas?

*David Skinner, ‘How did cool become such a big deal?’, Humanities,  

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Idle Hands Blues

We came together again, 50 years after the start, falling quickly into the roles and relationships we had had together all those years before. The Idle Hands.

Lunch at Bibendum in South Kensington.

A bloke came up to us towards to end of the meal asking who we were. If he was disappointed that we weren’t some starry band from the 1960s, he hid it well. A lone groupie.

Thursday, 17 July 2014

Endymion’s composers of choice

In the time that I was chairman of Endymion Ensemble, we put on a lengthy series of ‘Composer Choice’ concerts at the South Bank Centre in London. The groundrules for the composers were:

1.      Choose anything you like in the programme provided that it involves a chamber ensemble. (This generally made the concerts more expensive to mount than usual, involving a wide mix of players.)

2.      Be prepared to go up on stage and introduce your choices.

Over the years we had Peter Maxwell Davies, Harrison Birtwistle, Hans Werner Henze, Judith Weir (just now appointed Master of the Queen’s Music, succeeding Peter Maxwell Davies), Oliver Knussen, Marc Anthony Turnage, Jonathan Dove, Alexander Goehr, George Benjamin, John Woolrich, Colin Matthews, Gavin Bryars, John Tavener, Thomas Ades, Howard Skempton, John Casken and others.

Most of the concerts were fascinating, but the most memorable introduction was from Birtwistle, who shuffled up on stage and mumbled: ‘I’ve been asked to tell you why I chose these pieces, but I’m buggered if I can remember.’

Monday, 14 July 2014

Paradigms, tropes and memes

In the nineties we seemed to have paradigms, particularly shifts in them…

Then in the noughties it became necessary for all papers and lectures to include tropes

Now we seem to be awash with memes

Each of these, in turn, can provide a handy label (and convenient bucket) serving to convey a cloak of academic respectability, but at the same time frequently reducing the need for any real thinking.  

Friday, 11 July 2014

Dealing with Macbeth

A friend, feeling under threat from a direct-report colleague, asked me how King Duncan might have dealt with the situation more effectively, rather than be murdered by Macbeth. Of course, it is a universal question as well as a personal one.

I made seven suggestions:

1.       Study Machiavelli, who focused particularly in The Prince on the retention of power: ‘The fact is that a man who wants to act virtuously in every way necessarily comes to grief among so many who are not virtuous.

2.       Bring about major strategic disagreement.

3.       Move Macbeth to another country.

4.       Appoint a Prince over Macbeth.

5.       Accuse Macbeth of treason and lock him up.  

6.       Abdicate the throne (who needs that kind of exposure anyway?)

7.       Murder Macbeth (before he murders Duncan).

And, finally, lamenting that the great Russian poet Pushkin died young, Clive James recently proposed: ‘If you are a poet, do not get into a duel with someone who is a better shot than you are.’


Tuesday, 8 July 2014

Bravo Figaro ‒ bravo, bravissimo

To Longborough Festival Opera again, this time for Rossini’s The Barber of Seville, together with daughters Kate and Dora, granddaughter Isobel, and wife Sophie Wilson.
Longborough is a country house opera, built into a large converted barn- a less polished version of the Glyndebourne experience – and none the worse for that. They have created an outstanding reputation in a few years for musical excellence, not least managing to find and employ fine young singers.
Perhaps the standout among these is the soprano Rachel Nicholls, who had a good reputation as a singer of Baroque music, but who has been transformed by Longborough’s Musical Director, Anthony Negus, into one of the leading Wagnerian sopranos of our time. She was an outstanding BrΓΌnnhilde in the Ring Cycle there last year, and this season sang Wagner’s Wesendonck Lieder superbly, an enticing sample of what we may expect next year, when she will sing Isolde for the first time.
The Barber turned out to be a good choice for eleven year old Isobel’s first visit to an opera house (last year she sang in Britten’s The Little Sweep). And it was second time for twelve year old Dora. In a lively, witty, well-acted and sung performance, both girls picked the Figaro of Grant Doyle as their favourite.
My own pick was the brilliant coloratura and subtle acting of mezzo-soprano Helen Sherman (above) as Rosina. Both Doyle and Sherman are Aussies, continuing the great tradition of outstanding singers from that country from Nellie Melba to Joan Sutherland and onward.